"What shape were the missiles Which smashed through your patio window?" asks the policeman. "Round," says the woman. ...
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Friday, January 28, 2005
Jellybabies theme park
An old lady in a printed frock Is standing in A Jellybabies theme park In Broadstairs. She is watching An illegal seal cull Through night-vi...
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Circus in Southwold
A group of small children Is going to the circus In Southwold, Suffolk. Their childminder Is a thin woman With a briefcase. "What have ...
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Seven toffee doughnuts
Having not eaten For well over twenty minutes, The young woman was hungry. She logged on to the internet And ordered a stuffed crust pizza W...
Monday, January 24, 2005
Creepy
She is a very beautiful woman; A perfectly anorexic Supermodel with many legs. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The beholder is an inse...
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
A symbol for the New Age
Page update: 06.07.07 The Lucis Trust has given this symbol some helpful publicity recently. It can be viewed in two different versions here...
Toenails
Alcuin Bramerton profile ..... Index of blog contents ..... Home A young woman Sits by a swimming pool Painting her toenails. It is midn...
Tuesday, January 4, 2005
Poodle parlour in Purley
http://alcuinbramerton.blogspot.com/2005/01/poodle-parlour-in-purley.html Alcuin Bramerton profile ..... Index of blog contents ..... H...
Sunday, January 2, 2005
World of Bears
Page update: 28.02.08 The time is right to issue a statement about the bear problem. There has been a lot of loose speculation in the media,...
Saturday, January 1, 2005
The central question of the universe
It is time We addressed honestly, The central question Of the universe. What is The central question Of the universe? The central question O...
Epiphany
It happened at a Tesco supermarket in Northumberland. A supermarket is a market which is super. For ease of reference, Tesco is the trade na...
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