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Saturday, June 2, 2007
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
A required tonic
Alcuin Bramerton profile ..... Index of blog contents ..... Home A long slow lunch With like-minded friends In misty mid-winter At the Q...
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Controlled anal voicing
On a recommendation From an ex-member's husband, The Blythburgh branch Of The Women's Institute Invited Mr Cyril Middleton Of Dunwic...
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Magic Roundabout pyjamas
As usual, First thing in the morning, Horace Appleford Slips out Of his Magic Roundabout pyjamas, Goes down To Caffe Como In the High Street...
Saturday, November 19, 2005
A taxi is possible
They decide To go out to a pub For lunch. The pub they decide To go out to Is called the Fox and Hunting Horn at Newton-on the-Moor, Northum...
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Worth Matravers in Dorset
A scantily-clad woman With pendulous breasts, Is driving her car Through rush hour traffic. A police marksman Fires two shots at her With a ...
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Cricket on the radio
At a quarter past two In the afternoon, A man with a large nose Is listening to test match cricket On the radio. His wife undresses And asks...
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Joined-up thinking
A man called Bentley Wants to enrol In a post-graduate course In joined-up thinking At Oxford University. He goes to a public lavatory In Be...
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