A transsexual
Elvis impersonator
Is seen in Bedfordshire.
She has five loose,
Sugar-free mints
In her backpack.
A passer-by
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The Elvis impersonator
Takes no notice.
She is
A very secure person.
Heavy steel chains
Fasten her hands
And her feet
To a lamp-post.
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