A man in a respectable tweed jacket Is on his way home from work. He decides That he would like a bite to eat. He stops off at a cat-and-chi...
Thursday, March 31, 2005
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Another woman
It is just after dawn On a cold, Grey, rainy day. She draws the curtains And looks out Of her bedroom window Across the gardens. Another wom...
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Headhunted
They couldn't get the quality of person They were looking for To be their Chief Executive. So they engaged a firm of headhunters Called ...
Monday, March 28, 2005
Strong decision
She catches her reflection In a shop window. It is true. She has a beer belly. She looks again. It protrudes tightly, Like beer bellies prot...
Sunday, March 27, 2005
The unwisdom of belief
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Free money
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Friday, March 25, 2005
Royal visit
Her Majesty the Queen Is visiting A National Health Lunatic Asylum In Cheam. She is keen to meet the inmates. "How long have you been a...
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Joined-up thinking
A man called Bentley Wants to enrol In a post-graduate course In joined-up thinking At Oxford University. He goes to a public lavatory In Be...
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Marriage in trouble
His marriage is in trouble. He suspects that his wife Has a hidden agenda. While she is out, He searches the house From top to bottom. At la...
Monday, March 14, 2005
Sermon abuse
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Sunday, March 13, 2005
Reflective
She puts on some music, And looks in the mirror. The music doesn't suit her. And there is no food in the mirror, Just glass And a silver...
Friday, March 11, 2005
Ultimate happiness
All he wants is to be happy. But he feels under-stimulated. He feels under-stimulated because He is sitting on a red-hot barbecue. But there...
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Inner space
Tummy rumbles, Skin rashes, Traffic noise. Telephone tones, TV froth, Text panic. To work rush, From work rush, Grabba pizza, Spraya bodyspr...
Wednesday, March 9, 2005
Time of his life
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Tuesday, March 8, 2005
Television in Leeds
An hirsute man in Leeds, Is watching television In a television shop window. An hirsute woman walks by. Just round the corner, A traffic war...
Monday, March 7, 2005
Eye contact
It all started at a teashop in Cambridge. A woman sat down at the table opposite him, And looked him in they eye. He would have preferred it...
Sunday, March 6, 2005
Holt-Cromer ridge
Standing on the highest point Of the Holt-Cromer ridge At midnight, A man with a monocle Looks north east Towards the Cobb at Lyme Regis. Th...
Friday, March 4, 2005
Deer park in Gloucestershire
A man With a developed Social conscience Is standing Upside down On his feet In a deer park In Gloucestershire. A young deer Walks across An...
Thursday, March 3, 2005
Blue mouthwash
The young lady Is on her own tonight, So she decides To do some serious eating. To prepare for the imminent feast, She brushes her teeth, Ri...
Wednesday, March 2, 2005
Time for walkies
A man takes his dog out For a walk. The dog finds it difficult To walk on its hind legs, For five miles at a time. The man finds it difficul...
Tuesday, March 1, 2005
Tuesday girl
She has an Important decision To make. The decision She has to make Is this: Should she take The decision Now? Or should she Wait until afte...
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