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Sunday, February 13, 2005
Pope terror talks
The Pope meets Osama bin Laden At a hunt ball In Sunderland. There are smoked lobster canapés With a creamed spinach topping. The Pope says:...
Saturday, February 5, 2005
Jesus is not an icon
Jesus is not an icon Of repressed purity, A perfect butterfly Officially pinned in position, Secured beneath museum glass, For the safety Of...
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Patio window
"What shape were the missiles Which smashed through your patio window?" asks the policeman. "Round," says the woman. ...
Friday, January 28, 2005
Jellybabies theme park
An old lady in a printed frock Is standing in A Jellybabies theme park In Broadstairs. She is watching An illegal seal cull Through night-vi...
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Circus in Southwold
A group of small children Is going to the circus In Southwold, Suffolk. Their childminder Is a thin woman With a briefcase. "What have ...
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Seven toffee doughnuts
Having not eaten For well over twenty minutes, The young woman was hungry. She logged on to the internet And ordered a stuffed crust pizza W...
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