The Pope meets
Osama bin Laden
At a hunt ball
In Sunderland.
There are smoked lobster canapés
With a creamed spinach topping.
The Pope says:
"Would you mind awfully
If we beatified you?"
Osama replies:
"I am a saint already.
But I would welcome an introduction
To Opus Dei."
A security guard listening-in says:
"Either of you two fancy
Another signed photograph
Of Thomas the Tank Engine?"
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Opus Dei arrive for Mass
A photograph
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