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Sunday, February 27, 2005

Pleasantly crunchy

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An airline pilot Is walking his dog Along a canal towpath Near Tring In Hertfordshire. A large fish Pokes its head out of the water. The dog...
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Friday, February 25, 2005

Underpants

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His underpants are uncomfortably tight. He considers the position. Either he can remove his underpants And replace them With a more commodio...
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Gender confusion

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A large badger Walks into a delicatessen in Ludlow, Shropshire. The woman behind the counter Looks at him. "I'm a female badger, No...
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Contact

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She looks into a mirror. A female wolf looks back. Several hundred miles away In the Arctic circle, A female wolf looks into a mirror. A fem...
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Monday, February 21, 2005

Toytown

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Bigears pulls a large, black bible Off the shelf. "According to John's Gospel, Chapter three, Verse 38, Noddy, Your attitude is uns...
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Sunday, February 20, 2005

School run

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It was not easy To shave her legs, While driving a car Full of children On the school run, While making a call On her mobile To the hairdres...
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Synchronicity

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A bald man Is fly-fishing On the banks of the River Tweed At Berwick. The periscope Of a nuclear submarine On Nato exercises Breaks the surf...
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