His underpants are uncomfortably tight.
He considers the position.
Either he can remove his underpants
And replace them
With a more commodious pair,
Or he can reduce
The volume of flesh
Which the underpants contain.
And there is a third option.
He could make do
With no underpants at all
For an experimental period of six months.
Thereafter, the position could be reviewed.
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