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Sunday, January 30, 2005

Patio window

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"What shape were the missiles Which smashed through your patio window?" asks the policeman. "Round," says the woman. &qu...
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Friday, January 28, 2005

Jellybabies theme park

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An old lady in a printed frock Is standing in A Jellybabies theme park In Broadstairs. She is watching An illegal seal cull Through night-vi...
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Circus in Southwold

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A group of small children Is going to the circus In Southwold, Suffolk. Their childminder Is a thin woman With a briefcase. "What have ...
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Seven toffee doughnuts

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Having not eaten For well over twenty minutes, The young woman was hungry. She logged on to the internet And ordered a stuffed crust pizza W...
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Monday, January 24, 2005

Creepy

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She is a very beautiful woman; A perfectly anorexic Supermodel with many legs. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The beholder is an inse...
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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

A symbol for the New Age

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Page update: 06.07.07 The Lucis Trust has given this symbol some helpful publicity recently. It can be viewed in two different versions here...
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Toenails

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Alcuin Bramerton profile ..... Index of blog contents ..... Home A young woman Sits by a swimming pool Painting her toenails. It is midn...
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005

Poodle parlour in Purley

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http://alcuinbramerton.blogspot.com/2005/01/poodle-parlour-in-purley.html Alcuin Bramerton profile ..... Index of blog contents ..... H...
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Sunday, January 2, 2005

World of Bears

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Page update: 28.02.08 The time is right to issue a statement about the bear problem. There has been a lot of loose speculation in the media,...
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Saturday, January 1, 2005

The central question of the universe

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It is time We addressed honestly, The central question Of the universe. What is The central question Of the universe? The central question O...
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Epiphany

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It happened at a Tesco supermarket in Northumberland. A supermarket is a market which is super. For ease of reference, Tesco is the trade na...
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