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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Smelling the cat

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A man in a respectable tweed jacket Is on his way home from work. He decides That he would like a bite to eat. He stops off at a cat-and-chi...
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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Another woman

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It is just after dawn On a cold, Grey, rainy day. She draws the curtains And looks out Of her bedroom window Across the gardens. Another wom...
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Headhunted

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They couldn't get the quality of person They were looking for To be their Chief Executive. So they engaged a firm of headhunters Called ...
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Monday, March 28, 2005

Strong decision

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She catches her reflection In a shop window. It is true. She has a beer belly. She looks again. It protrudes tightly, Like beer bellies prot...
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Sunday, March 27, 2005

The unwisdom of belief

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Free money

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Friday, March 25, 2005

Royal visit

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Her Majesty the Queen Is visiting A National Health Lunatic Asylum In Cheam. She is keen to meet the inmates. "How long have you been a...
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Joined-up thinking

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A man called Bentley Wants to enrol In a post-graduate course In joined-up thinking At Oxford University. He goes to a public lavatory In Be...
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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Marriage in trouble

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His marriage is in trouble. He suspects that his wife Has a hidden agenda. While she is out, He searches the house From top to bottom. At la...
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Monday, March 14, 2005

Sermon abuse

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Sunday, March 13, 2005

Reflective

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She puts on some music, And looks in the mirror. The music doesn't suit her. And there is no food in the mirror, Just glass And a silver...
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Friday, March 11, 2005

Ultimate happiness

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All he wants is to be happy. But he feels under-stimulated. He feels under-stimulated because He is sitting on a red-hot barbecue. But there...
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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Inner space

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Tummy rumbles, Skin rashes, Traffic noise. Telephone tones, TV froth, Text panic. To work rush, From work rush, Grabba pizza, Spraya bodyspr...
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005

Time of his life

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Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Television in Leeds

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An hirsute man in Leeds, Is watching television In a television shop window. An hirsute woman walks by. Just round the corner, A traffic war...
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Monday, March 7, 2005

Eye contact

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It all started at a teashop in Cambridge. A woman sat down at the table opposite him, And looked him in they eye. He would have preferred it...
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Sunday, March 6, 2005

Holt-Cromer ridge

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Standing on the highest point Of the Holt-Cromer ridge At midnight, A man with a monocle Looks north east Towards the Cobb at Lyme Regis. Th...
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Friday, March 4, 2005

Deer park in Gloucestershire

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A man With a developed Social conscience Is standing Upside down On his feet In a deer park In Gloucestershire. A young deer Walks across An...
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Thursday, March 3, 2005

Blue mouthwash

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The young lady Is on her own tonight, So she decides To do some serious eating. To prepare for the imminent feast, She brushes her teeth, Ri...
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

Time for walkies

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A man takes his dog out For a walk. The dog finds it difficult To walk on its hind legs, For five miles at a time. The man finds it difficul...
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

Tuesday girl

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She has an Important decision To make. The decision She has to make Is this: Should she take The decision Now? Or should she Wait until afte...
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