A scantily-clad woman
With pendulous breasts,
Is driving her car
Through rush hour traffic.
A police marksman
Fires two shots at her
With a paintball rifle.
Three weeks later,
The matter is brought up
Under Any Other Business
At the monthly meeting
Of the local
Women's Institute.
After the meeting,
Members enjoy
A nicely-judged
Orange drizzle cake
Made by Deirdre Ulwell
Of Swanage.
Another woman
Into Bodmin to shop
Christmas in Keswick
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