Traditional Norfolk koans

Ancient wisdom to quicken the omnipercipient

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In the east of England, from prehistoric times to the present, there has been an esoteric tradition of wisdom-teaching embodied in Norfolk koans. Transmitted orally through lineages of initiated master-teachers, these elliptical verses have preserved the deep shamanic wisdom of antiquity. Intoned accurately, Norfolk koans can be experienced as personal portals into the executive dimensions of earth magic. In common with all major world scriptures, Norfolk koans are at once profoundly wise and engagingly unfunny. One hundred and eighty four of the finest examples of the genre are assembled below. YouTube audio file here.

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Lunch in Salisbury

Unguarded level crossing

In Sussex

Into Bodmin to shop

High fells

Olive restaurant in Bromley

Elvis in Bedfordshire

Casualty

Wiltshire wheat

Poodle parlour in Purley

Toenails

The central question of the universe

Creepy

Seven toffee doughnuts

Circus in Southwold

Jellybabies theme park

Patio window

Pope terror talks

Cheese sandwich

Tell me a little about yourself

The police are very good

American Dream

Student life

Synchronicity

School run

Toytown

Contact

Gender confusion

Underpants

Pleasantly crunchy

Mermaid

You can pretend

Tuesday girl

Time for walkies

Blue mouthwash

Deer park in Gloucestershire

Holt-Cromer ridge

Novel in Burnley

Eye contact

Television in Leeds

Time of his life

Ultimate happiness

Reflective

Sermon abuse

Marriage in trouble

Reasonable request

Office separation

Preconceived idea

Joined-up thinking

Royal visit

Free money

Strong decision

Headhunted

Another woman

Smelling the cat

Man-machine

Happy hour

Intruders

Small but passionate

What is a blog?

All blogs are read

The next blog button

Never alone

Lost nation

No such thing

Not immediately apparent

Contemplating an artwork

Hardware adjustment

Unwrapped choc ice

Appropriate behaviour

Unlike the others

Heretic unfrocked

Private collection

Female bishops

Directory of blogs written by insects

Obituary of Hank Texasburger III

Interdimensional travels

Nothing passes

The man behind him in the fish shop

The libraries do not fool us

Ontological real deal

Men make such hopeless priests

Lose weight feel great

Prayer is breathing

Blowing in the wind

Cricket on the radio

Unusual cloud-form over Launceston

Disclaimer in the corporate boxes

Under the radar

I am a terrorist

Small visitors

Dangerous tree in Warwickshire

Repent, the Kingdom of God is at hand!

The upliftment continues at Greenbelt

Not often discussed at Greenbelt

Disappointed at Greenbelt

Greenbelt anti-pilgrimage

In Blogistan

A new scripture shortly to be published

Lepidopteran evasion

The Theologians' Brains Trust

The game continued

Worth Matravers in Dorset

Pumpkin candlelight

Eating disorder

These days the church

Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race

My name is God and these are My instructions

A taxi is possible

Radical space for free-thinkers

Undead but positive

Slinky ClubGirl goes out on the town

Perhaps love

Syntactically flawless

Christmas metanarrative

Christmas in Keswick

Magic Roundabout pyjamas

Platonic relationship

Yay blog! Yay blogosphere!

Above Winchester

Feline pause

Descent

Lent in the open ocean

A dream is a portal

Beautiful blogger

The illusion of linear time

Demanding lover

The quest is on

Jesus is not an icon

Myth signifiers

Convent girl

Cambridge Science Park

Sympathetic help for unacceptably fat women

About netball

We are water beings

Multitasking

Distant and severe

Cybore

The unknown ear

Generation gap

Only Now

Maybe try Romanism?

Interview for a new USA president

The feast of Corpus Christi

Give it a try

Good like that

The good modern husband

The Piers Stockton cycle of koans

The angel paths are open

Magnanimous gesture

Never settle down

Very refreshing

Men's issues

Women's issues

Stream of consciousness

Marriage night

Walls have ears

A mystery deeper than tears

General Synod agenda

Controlled anal voicing

Why is church so serious?

Keep poverty permanent

I am the Moon

Mutability

My name is Television

Butterfly meat

Living text entity

Harriet feels a burning sensation

Paint an icon

The mean streets

Religion is a terrorist behaviour

Estuary Hermeneutics

Antidote to terror

Out beyond the Gas Giants

Aquarian elf girl

Emergency chocolate cake pictures

Kristianne Wych Christian Wicca

Yoda wisdom for Gungan groupies

Traditional school carol service

A required tonic

MyTextBeboSpaceFrothHead

Old hands at the bar

Speculum

Cause and causation

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