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It is Christmas Day
In Keswick.
Turkeys skip happily
Over the high fells
Above Mosedale.
Plum puddings
Decorate
The north face
Of Skiddaw.
And piping hot
Mince pies
Are arranged in wavy lines
Across the A66
At Great Crosthwaite.
The parish church
Of St John Evangelist
Is full
With festive worshippers
Exchanging
Help the Aged
Christmas cards
And sipping rum punch
Under the west tower.
High in the sky overhead
A fierce, rumbling,
Hissing sound
Is heard.
Suddenly,
A huge asteroid measuring
760 metres long
By 435 metres wide
Crashes through the roof
Of the church.
But because the asteroid
Is two-dimensional,
Little lasting damage is done,
Except to the liturgy
Of the Church of England.
The advent candle
Continues
To burn brightly,
As it did throughout
The Second World War.
Christmas lunch
Proceeds
On time.
At Swinside Cottage,
The Christmas crackers
Are enjoyed
Between the main course
And the dessert wine.
At Portinscale Terrace
The Braithwaites
And the Millbeck girls
Will be coming round
To sing carols
Before tea.
And later this evening
In Derwent Walk,
There will be
Buttered toast,
Roasted chestnuts
And Christmas pudding ice-cream.
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