Slinky ClubGirl goes out on the town

Slinky ClubGirl
Goes out on the town
To the Fleshpots of Babylon
In Luton,
Bedfordshire.

The Fleshpots of Babylon
Is a clubby club-club
Type of club;
A sweaty sweat-sweat,
Dancy dance-dance,
Touchy touch-touch,
Feely feel-feel,
Steamy broth of a cauldron
Type of club.

Slinky ClubGirl
Has heard from her friends
That if you inhale unwisely
At the Fleshpots of Babylon
In Luton,
Bedfordshire,
You get instantly
Pregnant
With the only child
Of the Devil himself.

So she takes precautions.

She paints
Her nipples
With coral-pink
Lipgloss
And she puts on
A tight-fitting
Double-strength
Whole-body
Condom.

The whole-body condom
Is not a success.

It restricts
Conversational opportunities
With fit-looking boys,
And it makes it impossible
To drink the necessary
Quantities
Of natural bubbly
Bedfordshire spring water
To stay lubricated.

And it makes her feel
Like a soapy banana
In a slimy plastic
Sausage skin -
A feeling quite commonly
Experienced
In Luton,
Bedfordshire.

So Slinky ClubGirl
Cuts her losses,
Goes home early,
Disposes of her
Whole-body condom
In a responsible way,
And reaches for her
Vibrator drawer.

After fifteen
Or twenty
Seconds,
The vibrator batteries
Run out.

This sort of thing
Is quite common
In Luton,
Bedfordshire.


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