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It will be
The perfect
English wedding.
Gorgeous spring weather,
Large cathedral,
Twelve bridesmaids,
Twelve pages,
Two bishops,
Flowers on every gargoyle,
Orchestra
And full choir.
Elegant reception
In a pink
And green
Marquee
In the cloister garden.
You will take care
Not to drink too much.
At last,
At the end of the day,
And feeling like
The Leaning Tower
Of Pisa,
You reach
The honeymoon hotel
Bedroom.
And then the glorious
Consummation.
Your young wife
Tells you
That she
Has a headache.
It is important
To be positive
And understanding
At this point.
Give her the benefit
Of the doubt,
And acknowledge
That there is at least
A twenty per cent
Chance,
That she is telling
The truth.
...........................
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