The upliftment continues at Greenbelt

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The Reverend Clive Hopeley
Is a traditionalist
Bible wanker
In the Wycliffe Hall style.

He wishes he was
An African bishop,
But his lips
Are insufficiently rubbery,
And he has no
Convincing tribal affiliations
Outside the Chorleywood beltway.

Clive is an enthusiastic,
Full-gospel
Antihomosexualist;
He is in bed with the Catholics on this.
He believes
That all Anglican archbishops
Discovered having
Penetrative communion
On Hampstead Heath
With other Anglican bishops
Of the same liturgical persuasion
Should have their tonsures
Shaved off
With emery paper.

He makes his way
To the Greenbelt gathering
At Cheltenham
Hoping to discuss seventies
Cucumber sandwiches
With old Jesus Festival chums.

Clive is shocked:
Religion has been
Officially replaced
With spirituality,
Benign extraterrestrials are everywhere,
And the whole planet
Is about to ascend.

What price Churchianity now?


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