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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

The police are very good

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Monday, February 14, 2005

Tell me a little about yourself

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A small boy knocks At the Headmaster's door. "Come in." "I'm a new pupil at the school, sir. I thought that I would c...
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Sunday, February 13, 2005

Cheese sandwich

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He feels like a cheese sandwich. There is no cheese in the fridge. He looks in the mirror. He looks like a cheese sandwich. There is no chee...
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Pope terror talks

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The Pope meets Osama bin Laden At a hunt ball In Sunderland. There are smoked lobster canapés With a creamed spinach topping. The Pope says:...
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Saturday, February 5, 2005

Jesus is not an icon

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Jesus is not an icon Of repressed purity, A perfect butterfly Officially pinned in position, Secured beneath museum glass, For the safety Of...
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Sunday, January 30, 2005

Patio window

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"What shape were the missiles Which smashed through your patio window?" asks the policeman. "Round," says the woman. ...
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Friday, January 28, 2005

Jellybabies theme park

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An old lady in a printed frock Is standing in A Jellybabies theme park In Broadstairs. She is watching An illegal seal cull Through night-vi...
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