A small but passionate man
Scans his collection
Of stamp albums.
There is little of interest there.
He telephones
The local garden centre.
Their stamp albums
Are well-maintained
But unadventurous.
He telephones
The post-natal clinic.
Their stamp albums
Are badly organised
But varied and brightly coloured.
He telephones
The anti-terrorist unit.
Unfortunately,
For security reasons
They do not keep stamp albums.
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