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Friday, February 18, 2005
American Dream
The burger bar Is full of fat People, With fat Food-filled faces, And fat Food-filled figures, Filling up With more Fat, food-filled food. T...
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
The police are very good
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Monday, February 14, 2005
Tell me a little about yourself
A small boy knocks At the Headmaster's door. "Come in." "I'm a new pupil at the school, sir. I thought that I would c...
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Cheese sandwich
He feels like a cheese sandwich. There is no cheese in the fridge. He looks in the mirror. He looks like a cheese sandwich. There is no chee...
Pope terror talks
The Pope meets Osama bin Laden At a hunt ball In Sunderland. There are smoked lobster canapés With a creamed spinach topping. The Pope says:...
Saturday, February 5, 2005
Jesus is not an icon
Jesus is not an icon Of repressed purity, A perfect butterfly Officially pinned in position, Secured beneath museum glass, For the safety Of...
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