As usual, First thing in the morning, Horace Appleford Slips out Of his Magic Roundabout pyjamas, Goes down To Caffe Como In the High Street...
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
Christmas in Keswick
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Christmas metanarrative
Christmas is The time each year When Santa slips deftly Down your chimney And brings you a copy Of the Holy Qur'an. Christmas is The ann...
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Syntactically flawless
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Monday, December 12, 2005
Perhaps love
Perhaps love Is the energy Of constructive becoming Which stimulates the universe To express itself coherently. Perhaps love Is the chap beh...
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Slinky ClubGirl goes out on the town
Slinky ClubGirl Goes out on the town To the Fleshpots of Babylon In Luton, Bedfordshire. The Fleshpots of Babylon Is a clubby club-club Type...
Saturday, December 3, 2005
Undead but positive
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Friday, November 25, 2005
Radical space for free-thinkers
He decided to set up A radical space For free-thinkers. This was not Popular With the local Free-thinkers. They objected To their houses Bei...
Saturday, November 19, 2005
A taxi is possible
They decide To go out to a pub For lunch. The pub they decide To go out to Is called the Fox and Hunting Horn at Newton-on the-Moor, Northum...
Saturday, November 5, 2005
Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race
The final of this year's Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race Will be between The Department of Ablutions And Yellow Plastic Ducks At the Univ...
Saturday, October 29, 2005
These days the church
These days The church Does not own a person's soul, Or invent his salvation, Or control his passage To heaven. That fashion has passed. ...
Sunday, October 9, 2005
Eating disorder
A young lady Called Joyce, In Southwell, Nottinghamshire, Has an eating disorder. She picks up a banana, Peels off the skin, Throws the cent...
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Pumpkin candlelight
She goes to her window, Notes the encroaching twilight, And lights A honey-coloured Pumpkin candle. Is it possible that In crepuscular condi...
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Worth Matravers in Dorset
A scantily-clad woman With pendulous breasts, Is driving her car Through rush hour traffic. A police marksman Fires two shots at her With a ...
Monday, September 5, 2005
The game continued
George sat down to play A game of chess. He played the white pieces While his opponent, Osama, Played the black pieces. While George's b...
Friday, September 2, 2005
Lepidopteran evasion
He enjoys Watching butterflies Through binoculars. Perhaps it is because He's a mathematician. The rickety, amateurish flight Of a butte...
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
A new scripture shortly to be published
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Friday, August 26, 2005
In Blogistan
In Blogistan The one-balled Mouse Is King. In Blogistan All is there, But All is not Always All it seems. In Blogistan A burly front-row for...
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Repent, the Kingdom of God is at hand!
One of the nice things About Mr Honeywell, The visiting preacher At Guildford Cathedral, Surrey, Was his refreshing Concision. His sermons n...
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Slippery questions
In a letter in today's edition of The Sunday Telegraph (London), Mr Giles Wardle of Tonge, Leicestershire, asks the following two questi...
Friday, August 19, 2005
Dangerous tree in Warwickshire
A fruitarian bird-watcher, Named Mr Schpoch, Was setting out his picnic On the grassy river bank At Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire. In a ...
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
I am a terrorist
I am a terrorist Catch me if you can In under the radar A quiet Osama fan. I am a terrorist On social benefit The money's very useful It...
Friday, August 12, 2005
The Ten or Eleven Commandments
Page update: 01.08.07 One of the more dogged human textual artefacts to persist in the religious culture of the West, and one most prized by...
Monday, August 8, 2005
Under the radar
Sunrise on the 21st June At Slapton Sands In Devon, England, Took place at 4.58 am. At 4.59 am A large group Of German tourists Emerged from...
Thursday, August 4, 2005
Disclaimer in the corporate boxes
Our distinguished guests In the corporate boxes Are respectfully reminded That cricket is a game Played with a hard ball. If such a ball Tra...
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
Unusual cloud-form over Launceston
Sophie, awaking from An unusually vivid dream, While lounging lazily On a sleepy summer afternoon In her lavender-scented garden In Launcest...
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Cricket on the radio
At a quarter past two In the afternoon, A man with a large nose Is listening to test match cricket On the radio. His wife undresses And asks...
Thursday, July 7, 2005
Decoy terrorism
It is a matter of public concern that the BBC, a public service broadcaster, has been duped into giving so much attention to the decoy terro...
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Blowing in the wind
A man with a red-and-yellow bowtie Goes in to see his doctor In Harrow, Middlesex. "Good morning, Doctor, "How are you?" ...
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
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Sunday, June 12, 2005
Men make such hopeless priests
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